I love work….but unfortunately; if I do work it gets finished. How can I finish something that I love???
So I don’t work….
Enjoy laziness with ‘Attitude’
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A rabbit runs jumps and lives only for 15 years.
While a turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 300 years!!!
Moral: Exercise is hell, just sleep well….
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When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes. Now they call it as………OXFORD DICTIONARY.
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When I was a child, my mother sent me to the store with Rs. 10 and I used to come back with 1kg potatoes, Packet of soap, Shampoo bottle, 3 milk packs, Half a dozen eggs and chocolate bags.
You can’t do that now.
Due to too many security CAMERAS….
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What is more useful thing after it is broken?
An egg!!!
Which is the most shocking City?
Electric-City!!!
Name two things you can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner and Lunch!!!
How many men were born in Europe?
None, only babies were born!!!
If your clocks strike 13, what time it is?
Time to buy a new one!!!
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